- Uh, oh. Vacancy! Time to look for new tenants.
- Tenants aren't maintaining the property. Guess I've got another lawn to cut this weekend.
- Another 2 am phone call. The furnace quit working. Who needs sleep anyway?
- Rent cheque bounced (again).
- This tenant needs to be evicted. Back to court, I go.
- Vacancy? Who cares!
- Maintenance? Not my problem!
- Emergency? Don't call me!
- Bad cheque? I still get paid!
- Eviction? Meh! Epic Alliance Inc. looks after it. Positive cash flow EVERY month.